Trump's Rump Natural Soap

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Trump's Rump artisan Soap

Soap artisan rendition of an actual sighting of Trump's hind-end.  Each bar is carefully caressed while sculpting to the very liking of Trump's Rump, complete with pimples waiting to pop and the orange hair growing from the rear.  Perfect for all skin types, and all political types as well. Trump supporters can caress and gently suds their bodies, cleansing all the injustices they have endured, before Trump of course. Trump non-supporters can scrub harshly to try and wash off all thoughts of Trump leading what was the greatest nation in the world.

  • Generous 5.5 oz. handmade chocolate cherry soap scented bar (give or take a tad)
  • Safe for the earth - but who cares anymore?
  • Wrapped with toilet paper
  • Organic Palm Oil used for wild animal safety - but who cares anymore?
  • Made in beautiful Indiana, USA - but that only matters if you're not Trump.
  • Leaves no film or residue on your skin, allowing your skin to "breath"


How we make our artisan hand crafted soap: 
We use the cold process soap method (also called the "kettle" method), which is the traditional technique used for centuries. Made in small batches so detail can be applied to each and every batch of soap we make. Our soap gently cleans without stripping away natural body oils like commercial cleansers.
Vegan Approved Soap:  No Animal fats, by-products or testing.  Well, except for the "soap farmette" dogs.  I suppose they are technically animal test subjects, and mostly they don't mind, and they smell and feel sooooo good after their baths.  (And, yes, our soap is created for humans, but is safe on your fur-kids, too).
What makes our artisan soap safe for the environment? No petroleum oil is used so be rest assured when you use our super cool soap you are respecting your body and our environment.  Your skin will feel great when it is no longer a haven for all the harsh chemicals found in commercial products and our planet will benefit when you use products designed to use our resources without abusing them.
Ingredients you can pronounce without consulting a dictionary: Coconut Oil ~ Organic Palm Oil ~ Olive Oil ~ Spring Water ~ Sodium Hydroxide ~ Honeysuckle Fragrance ~ Grapefruit Essential Oil

Our artisan crafted soap is a creative process intentionally created so that each  batch and bar is different. Yeah, we do that on purpose.  We try and keep photos true to the current batch in stock, but they do vary in look, slightly or greatly, depending on how the soap maker is feeling that day, but they are always, always, the same aroma and base soap recipe - just the look of the soap may change a bit.

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  • 5
    Trumps Rump Soap

    Posted by #resist on 13th May 2017

    Ok, who's idea was this exactly? I've been buying your soap for the last 15 years and just received your new Trump soap! Hillarious! I will use this every day to remind me. Not to mention the fact that your soap is always so amazing and creamy and great smelling. Love the pimples on the butt, too! Oh, and the orange hair follicles.

  • 5
    ROFLMAO!

    Posted by ej from Indiana on 12th May 2017

    Thanks. Too much fun for one day, every day I use this to scrub my frame.

  • 5
    Seriously, Soap?!

    Posted by Don D on 12th May 2017

    Times are tough here in the US with an idiot for a president. This soap has, almost, made it bareable! Hardy, har, har.

  • 5
    hahahaha

    Posted by Donald Trump on 10th May 2017

    you scored on this one! so did I! nothing is going to give me more pleasure that rubbing my behind every morning with this soap!

  • 5
    Nailed it

    Posted by Justin O from Texas on 10th May 2017

    Lordy, Lordy! I just received the 2 bars of this I ordered last week. I bought one for Mom for Mother's Day and one for myself. I opened mine and was humored immediately. It smells great and lathered really, really, really good (Trump Speak:). I know Mom will also love it lots, and lots, and lots, really (again, Trump speak - in the real world I have a better command of the English language - lol). Can't wait to give it to my mother on Sunday!

  • 5
    Seriously Trump

    Posted by Missy on 10th May 2017

    Too, funny.

  • 5
    trumps rump

    Posted by carol jones on 9th May 2017

    I bought this soap for fun. I have been using Earthly Delight Soap for years and I love it. I had a hard time rating this a 5 because nothing that has to do with Trump should be a five! But really this is the best soap on the planet

  • 5
    Trump's Rump

    Posted by Deb Delear on 8th May 2017

    Got this as a gag gift (I voted for the "other" one) and LOVED it. To be honest, I was surprised that it smells so good and it lathers really great, too. Every morning I now get to shower and chuckle as I wash myself with this a**. I'll be returning for more

  • 5
    Ha, Ha

    Posted by The Buzz on 8th May 2017

    Just got my Trump's Rump and laughed and laughed. I show it to anyone who shows up at my house. Ohhhh...and the smell is great, too. And, that makes it even funnier. Stocking stuffers here I come