Soap artisan rendition of an actual sighting of Trump's hind-end. Each bar is carefully caressed while sculpting to the very liking of Trump's Rump, complete with pimples waiting to pop and the orange hair growing from the rear. Perfect for all skin types, and all political types as well. Trump supporters can caress and gently suds their bodies, cleansing all the injustices they have endured, before Trump of course. Trump non-supporters can scrub harshly to try and wash off all thoughts of Trump leading what was the greatest nation in the world.
- Generous 5.5 oz. handmade chocolate cherry soap scented bar (give or take a tad)
- Safe for the earth - but who cares anymore?
- Wrapped with toilet paper
- Organic Palm Oil used for wild animal safety - but who cares anymore?
- Made in beautiful Indiana, USA - but that only matters if you're not Trump.
- Leaves no film or residue on your skin, allowing your skin to "breath"
How we make our artisan hand crafted soap: We use the cold process soap method (also called the "kettle" method), which is the traditional technique used for centuries. Made in small batches so detail can be applied to each and every batch of soap we make. Our soap gently cleans without stripping away natural body oils like commercial cleansers.
Vegan Approved Soap: No Animal fats, by-products or testing. Well, except for the "soap farmette" dogs. I suppose they are technically animal test subjects, and mostly they don't mind, and they smell and feel sooooo good after their baths. (And, yes, our soap is created for humans, but is safe on your fur-kids, too).
What makes our artisan soap safe for the environment? No petroleum oil is used so be rest assured when you use our super cool soap you are respecting your body and our environment. Your skin will feel great when it is no longer a haven for all the harsh chemicals found in commercial products and our planet will benefit when you use products designed to use our resources without abusing them.
Ingredients you can pronounce without consulting a dictionary: Coconut Oil ~ Organic Palm Oil ~ Olive Oil ~ Spring Water ~ Sodium Hydroxide ~ Honeysuckle Fragrance ~ Grapefruit Essential Oil
Our artisan crafted soap is a creative process intentionally created so that each batch and bar is different. Yeah, we do that on purpose. We try and keep photos true to the current batch in stock, but they do vary in look, slightly or greatly, depending on how the soap maker is feeling that day, but they are always, always, the same aroma and base soap recipe - just the look of the soap may change a bit.